9. Neddy
Everybody wants to be like Neddy
Neddy is the kind of boy to be
He wants to take you all on a long vacation
Around the world in eighty days and nights
He’s gonna look into the world situation
He’s gonna try and put it all to rights
Neddy’s into mass communication
He might just stop you halfway down the street
On his own he prefers sophistication
You might have to slip into something more discreet
Neddy’s got a file on recreation
He wants to know how many roles you play
He takes a lively interest in procreation
He wants to know how many times a day
Everybody wants to
Like our Ned