9. Cupid

When Cupid begins to draw back his bow
Does he ever seem to know?
The trouble caused by love’s sweet arrow
Does he ever seem to know?

And where is our little friend
When love is drawing to an end?
He is rarely ever seen
And where is our little boy
When romance loses all its joy?
You would never know he’s been

When Cupid fixes on an unlikely pair
Does he ever seem to care?
What havoc he may be causing down there?
Does he ever seem to care?

And where is our little lad
When all the good has turned to bad?
He is rarely ever heard
And where is our little chap
When all involved begin to scrap?
Listen - you won’t hear a word

Family lawyers have him as their saint
Talk of him resting can leave them quite faint
While he is firing the business will flow
Does he ever seem to know?

And where is our little chum
When no-one can recall the fun?
He has skipped off from the scene
And where is our little child
Just when the meek turn out less mild?
He’s moved onto pastures green