8. Stanley

No one knows quite what to make of Stanley
Stanley is a most peculiar man
No one knows quite what to make of Stanley
Stanley tries but cannot understand

Stanley runs, Stanley jumps
Stanley gets little bumps
Stanley sits, Stanley talks
Stanley goes for nature walks

Stanley is, Stanley was
Stanley always will be because
Stanley can, Stanley canít
Stanley likes his maiden aunt

Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley
Why are we waiting?
Oh Stanley
Why are we waiting?