5. Everyday Superman

I’m just an everyday hero, just an ordinary superman
I’m just an everyday hero, just an ordinary superman
I'm doing the best I can
Nothing is impossible for this rather special man

Have you got any drains you want unblocking?
Would you like someone to go out for your shopping?
I can even mend your punctures
Now may I say at this juncture?

Have you dropped a stitch of your knitting?
Would you like someone to stay in babysitting?
I can even peel potatoes
Whose help do you prefer, mine or Nato’s?

With a single bound I can walk into tall buildings
I can stop powerful locomotives with one pull of the communication cord
I am faster than a speeding pullet!

Would you like a chaperone for your daughters?
I can fetch some lettuce for your tortoise
Call on me if you are in danger
Specially if you need a flower arranger